It's the End of the World as we know it.

Well, if the end of the world was beggining, and i had to take one thing from a grocery store, i would get a massive muffin. I would get a massive muffin because they taste good, they are filling, and they are huge. This muffin would last me a very long time because it is so big and filling. I would eat a few crumbs and already be full. These kind of muffins have like 10,000 calories, so i would satisfy my calorie intake needs. I would slowly eat this muffin day by day, not sharing with anyone. My family should have been smart and gotten one themselves. but hey, not everyone can be as genius as me. Since this muffin is massive, i could just eat it crumb by crumb. The muffin is so big and filling, it would probably be at least a year before it is all gone, and by then all of te problems should be solved. I will never ahve to feel like im eating it for the last time, because i will be eating it for the rest of my life.